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Boris Vian

Comment êtes vous dans la vie courante?

J'suis snob... J'suis snob
C'est vraiment l'seul défaut que j'gobe
Ça demande des mois d'turbin
C'est une vie de galérien
Mais lorsque je suis à son bras
J'suis fier du résultat
J'suis snob... J'suis snob
Tous mes amis le sont, on est snobs et c'est bon

Quelle est votre plus grande passion ?

Quand j'avais six ans
La première fois
Que papa m'emm'na au cinéma
Moi je trouvais ça
Plus palpitant que n'importe quoi
Y avait sur l'écran
Des drôl's de gars
Des moustachus
Des fiers à bras
Des qui s'entretuent
Chaqu' fois qu'i trouvent
Un cheveu dans l'plat
Un piano jouait des choses d'atmosphère
Guillaum' Tell ou l'grand air du Trouvère
Et tout le public
En frémissant
S'passionnait pour ces braves gens
Ça coûtait pas cher
On en avait pour ses trois francs

Que faites vous pendant votre temps libre ?

Je bois
Systématiquement
Pour oublier les amis de ma femme
Je bois
Systématiquement
Pour oublier tous mes emmerdements

Je bois
N'importe quel jaja
Pourvu qu'il fasse ses douze degrés cinque
Je bois
La pire des vinasses
C'est dégueulasse, mais ça fait passer l'temps

Avez vous une petite anecdote à nous raconter ?

Un beau matin de juillet, le réveil
A sonne dès le lever du soleil
Et j'ai dit à ma poupée: faut te s'couer
C'est aujourd'hui qu'il passe
On arrive sur le boulevard sans retard
Pour voir défiler le roi d'Zanzibar
Mais sur-le-champ on est r'foulés par les agents
Alors j'ai dit
On n'est pas là pour se faire engueuler
On est là pour voir le défilé
On n'est pas là pour se faire piétiner
On est là pour voir le défilé
Si tout le monde était resté chez soi
Ça f'rait du tort à la République
Laissez-nous donc qu'on le regarde
Sinon plus tard quand la reine reviendra
Ma parole, nous on r'viendra pas
L'jour de la fête à Julot, mon poteau
Je l'ai invité dans un p'tit bistro
Où l'on sert un beaujolais vrai de vrai
Un nectar de première
On est sorti très à l'aise et voilà
Que j'ai eu l'idée de l'ram'ner chez moi
Mais j'ai compris devant l'rouleau à pâtisserie
Alors j'ai dit
On n'est pas là pour se faire engueuler
On est venu pour faire une tite belote
On n'est pas là pour se faire assommer
On est là pour la fête à mon pote
Si tout le monde restait toujours tout seul
Ça serait d'une tristesse pas croyable
Ouvre ta porte et sors des verres
Ne t'obstine pas ou sans ça l'prochain coup
Ma parole, j'rentre plus du tout
Ma femme a cogné si dur cett' fois-là
Qu'on a trépassé l'soir même et voilà
Qu'on se r'trouve au paradis vers minuit
Devant Monsieur Saint Pierre
Il y avait quelques élus qui rentraient
Mais sitôt que l'on s'approche du guichet
On est r'foulés et Saint Pierre se met à râler
Alors j'ai dit
On n'est pas là pour se faire engueuler
On est v'nus essayer l'auréole
On n'est pas là pour se faire renvoyer
On est morts, il est temps qu'on rigole
Si vous jetez les ivrognes à la porte
Il doit pas vous rester beaucoup d'monde
Portez-vous bien, mais nous on s'barre
Et puis on est descendus chez Satan
Et là-bas c'etait épatant!...
C'qui prouve qu'en protestant quand il est encore temps
On peut finir par obtenir des ménagements!

Note du webmaster : les textes de ces chansons écrites par Boris Vian ont été prises sur le site http://www.paroles.net/

Le premier texte est un extrait de la chanson J'suis snob

La deuxième est un extrait de cinématographe

La troisième un extrait de je bois

La dernière est la chanson entière intitulée on est pas là pour se faire engeuler

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